Uncle Mammy Show
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The Uncle Mammy Show (or TUMS) is currently a sometimes audio and sometimes video show presented by Carl Nimbus / Nimbus Entertainment. While it is intended to be entertaining, it rarely is.
History
The Uncle Mammy Show dates back to 1996 when it was first broadcast on Cuervo Radio, a Real Media audio stream ran by Zapatista set up for people interested in Cuervocon. The show never really had a schedule and was ran when people on IRC would ask for it. It eventually moved to Wednesdays and (some) Saturdays around 8 PM MT.
In 1998 TUMS moved to Urban Supplement Radio (KUSR), a Shoutcast audio stream ran by Bmbr which primarily featured trance and other forms of electronica and techno. The only live comedy show on KUSR, TUMS was broadcasts on Monday nights around 8 PM MT.
In 2001, the show moved to Aversion.net which was ran by Kam and was broadcast on Tuesday nights at 9 PM CT. This era of TUMS was broadcast when Carl returned to his home town in the St. Louis area.
In 2003, TUMS was again relocated, this time to the FM spectrum on pirate radio station KBFR 95.3 FM in Boulder, Colorado. The show was first banished to midnight - 3 AM on Friday nights due to its offensive content. After about a year in that slot, TUMS was moved to the highly prized 9 PM - midnight slot on Saturday nights where it became a huge hit with the late night food service workers in the area.
In 2006 The Uncle Mammy show made it's current jump to the podcasting arena. Hosted by ClickCaster, the show remains there to this day.
Current Episode
Theme Song
Unofficially, Delchi penned ( and sometimes when drunk sang ) a theme song to the Uncle Mammy Show. In his own words :
" It's meant to be sung with an Australian accent, with music similar to a German ' Oomp-Pahh ' song. I have the music in my head, but .... "
The rest of the statement was cut off by a bottle of Jagermeister.
When I was a tyke I would ride on me bike all day long though it had not a seat at early morning and noon , behind the classroom you would find me beatin my meat oh but on late tuesday nights gave my parents the frights as I'd not touch me wang or the gin cuervo radio, mate was my one steady date as I tuned uncle mammy in Ohh I've been a pervert for most of my life but some things just can not be beat Who teaches you how to get laid in strange countries? how to shit without touching the seat? how to say whorehouse in thirty new languages who questions the concept of sin? What's up with aversion ? It's time for perversion time for uncle mammy again! I'd tell all me mates about rootin a sheila in a strange and unusual way I'd talk about new agers, those hippie fucking poofters and say that they were all fucking gay I'd talk about felching, and tossed salad belching and how hair just gets in the way but the best part of all was that after it all we'd all hold hands and say... Ohh I've been a pervert for most of my life but some things just can not be beat Who teaches you how to get laid in strange countries? how to shit without touching the seat? how to say whorehouse in thirty new languages who questions the concept of sin? What's up with aversion ? It's time for perversion time for uncle mammy again! Me dad wanted a little piece of the action but mum was in the monthly way dad he was pissed and looking to kill something so I stopped him a moment to say " Dad! Don't be daft! Hold on to your shaft! here! there's another way ! " Like old mammy said , flip her over in bed and drill the backdoor highway!" I dont want to talk much bout the sounds I heard that night or how funny mum walked the next day or me daddys deep sigh and the gleem in his eye as he shook me and walked away but next tuesday night gave me helluva fright as I sat there at my PC In came dad with two cans of fosters, he smiled and said to me ... Ohh I've been a pervert for most of my life but some things just can not be beat Who teaches you how to get laid in strange countries? how to shit without touching the seat? how to say whorehouse in thirty new languages who questions the concept of sin? What's up with aversion ? It's time for perversion time for uncle mammy again!
